Get outta my life, I'm SERIOUS you CCB.

Imagine there's a jerk. And name him with the rudest name you have in mind.

Be prepared for extremely rude words I'll be using in this post.
P.S Those under aged, I highly recommend you NOT to read this post.
I know this post is SUPER DUPER LENGHTY.
If you care for me, I suggest you to read it, patiently.

Okay, story starts.

I guess most of the people know that I'm under Liew Ming Hua's tuition right now right?
Before the teacher decides to open another class few months ago, I needa get some tuition mates along right, so that he won't reject us so fast kan?
So I went and ask those people who took add math in my class whether they wanted to join or not.
And in the end there were 4 girls and 1 boy.

This boy is no ordinary boy and he's the main character for my current post.
The boy asked me to fetched him from the mamak to the teacher's place for every tuition class as he took public transport to get there and it'll be a long journey if he were to walk to the teacher's place.
Initially, I was quite willing to help him and gave him my number ( I sososososososososososososo regret giving him my number now!!!!!!!!!) so that he can contact me.
I wasn't close to him AT ALL, we never talk in school.
Our conversation are less than 10 sentences, serious.

WHO KNOWS

This jerk, yes I repeat, this JERK, JACKASS, DUMBO, RETARD, PEA- BRAINED, IDIOT actually did contact me but he was using a freaking weird kinda way to express his thought.
He only SMSes, I doubt he'd got the GUTS or BALLS to call me.
Even if he dared I'll reject the call. =)

You know, his SMSes was like so f**kin weird where he ALWAYS ask the same question.

• Taken breakfast/ lunch/ dinner??
• Are you busy doing your stuffs now?
• What are you doing?
• Hey I lost my mood to study, I wanna find someone to chat with me. (a total f**ker)
  
• Drive safely, it's a rainy day, the road's slippery.
• Good night, have a sweet dream, remember to cover your blanket.

I couldn't quite recall what he'd said in his previous SMSes AND I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. My goosebumps stood still when I received them and I immediately deleted those junks once I received them.

HELLO, I HARDLY KNOW YOU AND WHY IN THE F**KING HELL WORLD ARE YOU SENDING THOSE LAME SMSES AS THOUGH I AM SO SO SO SO SO MUCH RELATED TO YOU????

I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND OKAY????

MY BEST BOY FRIENDS ALSO WON'T DO SUCH A THING TO ME AND WHO, IN THE WORLD OF MERLIN DO YOU BLOODY THINK YOU ARE????

F**K OFF!!!!!!!!!! F**KTARD.

And you know what? He's been so damn weird at school.
Even with those stupid junk SMSes he sent to me, he still act as though he don't really know me in school.
We never even say hi. OMG.

And then not long ago I received rumours about him.
He likes MT Lee actually, not me.
Now that she'd left and I am so damn innocent.
I was his target for now because I'm sharing the same name with her.
This is so f**king ridiculous.
Some of my close boy mates are so kind to give me a hand to force him to spill his words out.
Guess what he said? 非美婷不娶.....
GO TO HELL GO TO HELL GO TO HELL GO TO HELL~~~~~~~~~~~~

If you target people just because people owns the same name, I suggest you to go and get a medical check-up from your doctor.
You are mentally disabled, MORON.
GET A BLOODY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And there's one day before the tuition class starts, he sent me an SMS informing me that I wouldn't need to fetch him on that particular day.

I was Goddamn happy and started to thank GOD for whatever they'd arranged for me.

I, of course, did not waste this GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to speak out my discomfort to him directly, all in one shot, in one SMS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I told him:
"Thanks for not disturbing me today and I would highly appreciate if you would not need me to fetch you anymore for the following tuition lessons."
(And I also shot him so directly on those freaking lame SMSes he sent to me.)

I WAS DAMN HAPPY AND RELIEVED SERIOUSLY.

He sent back an SMS apologising so sincerely and said that asking whether I'd taken breakfast/ lunch/dinner is his way of manners and it's his habit.
SHYT you lar~~~~
This excuse is SUPER DUPER HYPER EXTREME plus UNDENIABLY LAME larh~
GET A LIFE GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

*****************************************************************************

How ignorant am I to assume that the case's closed.

After that SMS incident, yea, the feeling's a lil' different.

But lately, during Mid Year Exam, as the sitting accordance in class is totally mixed up, I see him wandering around and trying to come close to my seat most of the time.
He tend to approach to people who sat nearby me and talk nothing but mostly craps to them.
I pity those people who are sitting near me, especially FK, he'd been surrounded by people where I don't even know his plans of studying in the morning still worked out or not.

And as my seat is next to the cabinet in class where people use to put their bags at, I of course put my bag at the place where I can see my bag right?
You know what the retard did?
He actually put his bag not far away from mine and as days go on, the bag comes nearer and nearer till it landed ON TOP OF MINE.
GET LOST GET LOST GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to sterilize my bag man seriously!!!!!!!!!! *ugh*

STOP APPROACHING ME JERK HEAD!!!!!

I KNOW YOU HAD ANOTHER VICTIM, GO AND GET HER!!!!!!!!!
AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note:
Heard about his story before? This maniac actually used this way to pick girls in the past. The case's slightly different. He got the girl's number but the girl dunno who he was. And again he sent her those SMSes. And when the girl finally wanted to meet him, he held himself back. He didn't show up. But the girl found out who he was in the end.
And he was then known as the WEIRDO of the year.


Enough of his story.
I don't even know why I'll write something about him in my sacred place. =.=

P.S Thanks a lot to my guy mates--KH, RF, FK, EZ... They helped out a lot =)