Tuesday, 8 July 2008

ThE conTracT enDeD... =)

Ahahaha... Can you see the result slips below????
It obviously shows that I've PASSED my driving test larh...

*click to enlarge if u want to* =)


Can't believe that the exam's so successful.. =)

It was on a rainy day... I woke up at 5 am as usual, dress up and wait for Uncle Ben to appear in front of my door step..
Who knows, while waiting, my morning disorder strikes...
I went to the toilet twice and during the 2nd visit, I heard car horns outside...
I knew that Uncle Ben arrived.. What else? I quickly dashed out as time passes really fast..
We have only an hour or two left to practice at the exam location before the real exam starts..
There were 4 of us.. Me, Mags, Joanne and a boy.. Besides the boy, the 3 of us took leave from school.. And our average mark WILL NOT BE DEDUCTED!!! Haha.. This is so cool...

Reached Ulu Langat at about 7am..
We took turns to drive the car while the rain started to get heavier and heavier...
It was seriously freezing standing under the shade while waiting for our turn as it was early in the morning and the wind was freaking strong, the raindrops have been behaving like the shower tap in the toilet at home... Spraying non-stop pulak... =.=
Not long later, we saw Joanne calling for help.. Guess what happened?

Uncle's car broke down.. Okay, like great, OH-MY-GOD...
We wouldn't be able to practice anymore, that's the thought that strikes my mind...
Luckily, Uncle's friends lend us their cars, and we took turns with their students instead..
So that's when we have the opportunity to get use to different cars.. =) Chun leh??

After a few more rounds of practice, they clear the road at 9am.. That's when the rain stops..
We headed to the canteen and ate our breakfast... We were all getting really nervous and have been grumbling all the while.. Overall, I went to the toilet for about 5-6 times that day... =P

We went to the counter to register after we finished our talks and complains.. Uncle Ben was busy explaining what will happen next and what are we supposed to do... We'll be taking our test on the road first... And our numbers are 2-Mags, 3-Joanne, 6-Me, 8-the boy...

I never thought of getting a number so front... NEVER!!! We were out of a few hundreds of people... And we were first few of them... GOD... It made us more nervous than ever... And one more thing, we thought we will be called according to our numbers but the situation came out to be calling our numbers randomly... I was called after Mags and the other 2 went out after us.. But they took their test before us... I was the last to meet them up at the "bukit" location...

Great.. I would really like to complain here for the test on the road... That stupid JPJ guy... Mr. YAACOB.. tell you guys what he did... Once I get up the car, I greeted him, but he ignored.. Fine. I tend to be polite and friendly to him, but he replied very coolly (not the style but the BL**DY behaviour of his) Fine. He asked me how many hours have I been learning driving, I said 10 jam lebih..

Then he said," Nanti pandu pada 40 tau, jangan gitu lambat, mesti cepat tau?"

Me: "Ok.."

Once I'm on the road, he said: " K sekarang pandu pada 60..."

I said: "Saya tak pernah pandu begitu cepat wor..."

Yaacob:" Saya tak peduli, tak de 60 saya tak bagi pass.."

Then I drove as he wished... Reached 60km/h, I had the feeling that the lil' Kancil (new car) would fly off suddenly... It's really very unstable and you feel insecure driving inside... Luckily I'm driving Myvi right now...

Later then, he asked me to potong lori di depan... I signalled and was about to cut, but a car from behind approached suddenly... I decided to stick back to the same lane but suddenly he yelled:

"Apa kau buat ni? Kenapa tak potong? Aduh... Insya-Allah... SHIT(with additional saliva landed on my arm).... "

I answered: " Ada kereta di belakang lah.."

He was blushed obviously, but he act as though he's not the one who've done wrong... Keep on telling me those rules I've known.... I went blank suddenly with his sudden attack...

Nvm, I kept quiet during the journey back to the location... I either nod or give him "mm-ah" responses... Before the exam ended, I'm supposed to drive past a round-a-bout... He seems to signall me to use the right lane, I was unsure cuz we're supposed to use the left lane, then I asked him lo... He scolded me back: " You punya instructor buat apa you tak boleh follow tau, you kena ikut jalan ni, jangan nak belajar untuk cepat..." SHIT you lar.. If your signals and commands are precise enough, you wouldn't even need to insult my instructor lah... Stupid dumb ass... Damn innocent man my instructor... T.T

So, the parking, 3 point turns and bukit went quite successfully.. Just that I repeated the bukit once.. Because the JPJ person weren't even looking at me when I reached the hill top... Swt =.=

And I kept on meeting up with the number 6 that day... My number's 6, my car number is also 6, my car plate number ended with 6 again... Wow... I'm so lucky with my lucky number man...

The test ended with 3 passes and 1 failure (the boy)... We waited for 2 hours or more at the center to collect our cards and waiting for the arrival of Uncle Ben's.. He took his car for repair...

The 3 of us went back to school to attend society lessons.. While we stepped into the school, we were hold back by those guards... We were claimed to be ex-students and they demand us to write our names down... We explained for several times but they still don't understand... In the end, for the last time, our conversation are as below:

Guard: "Kamu semua ex-student kah?"(curious)

Joanne: "Bukan."

Guard: " Habis, ke sini buat ape?"(curious, with a loud volume)

Me: " Hari ini kami tak datang ke sekolah, kami sekarang balik kerana nanti mahu pergi society.."

Guard: "Kan society hanya pada hari ISNIN saje?"(in an angry manner)

Mags: " Bukan la, setiap hari pun ade punya, u tak tahu meh?"

Guard:"Saya tak tau la.Tapi kamu semua kena tulis nama di sini. Nah.. Tulis dulu baru boleh pergi.. Nak ke mana sekarang?"

Us:" Tak tahu o.. Mungkin ke kantin.."

Wah, how long have you guys been working here oh?? You dunno our school got societies everyday wan arh?? Chia-lat lo... Some more wanna scold people... You guys are GIFTED lar..
GIFTED in a way of losing your jobs soon lar...

Anyway, the day ended in a half happy half furious way...
I'm delighted to be able to drive a few more days later, that's when I'll get my license...
Hahahaha.. Those who are still on their way, good luck to all... =)

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